May 31st, 2012
hi there nice to meet you i guess, well at least unofficial or officially but whatever im [name redacted] weird name but thats my name half italian and argentinian have an accent very light:) soo well hope to hear from you maybe or maybe not will see
Plenty of Fish message.
May 23rd, 2012

You seem like fun, thought I’d come and say hi!

P.S. You remind me of a spice girl
=)

Match.com message. Which one? Because that makes a huge difference.
May 21st, 2012
Your profile is short and sweet but I get the impression that we may hit it off. I would really like the chance to get to know you better. Maybe if I’m lucky you will let me take you out for a drink. I am curious to know what your experience at [redacted college name for my own anonymity] was like. I always think of that movie Rules of Attraction when imagine going to a liberal arts school in the northeast. Seems pretty fun. I hope we can speak and see what happens.
Match.com message.
May 18th, 2012
How are you? Great I hope. You were in my daily matches and your profile really stood out from the rest. It would be nice to connect with you soon. Take care.
Match.com message. I cannot emphasize enough that if something in my profile stands out, say what it was! I am not a mind-reader and a message is meant to be a conversation starter!
May 17th, 2012
oldblueeyes:

A perfect summation of how dating works in my house.

oldblueeyes:

A perfect summation of how dating works in my house.

Hi you look interesting I’d like to know more:)
Plenty of Fish message.
May 16th, 2012
I am interested in meeting if you are interested.
Plenty of Fish message. Just like that? With no preamble?
May 15th, 2012

First off, your name alone caught my attention, its a beautiful name and one I said I would name my daughter; when I have one. Second, your profile was short but to the point, I love trying new foods of all cultures. Grammar and spelling is one of my fortes. (sorry POF has no accent marks) I would love to grab a cup of coffee with you sometime.

Regards.

P.S. I know all my pictures scream guido, but I’m not a fist pumping, tanning bed, Jersey shore going guido. I promise!

Plenty of Fish message. Why wouldn’t you upload new photos, then?
May 14th, 2012
hey whats up? Like your profile. email me back if you see what u like
Match.com message. Is that last sentence deliberate or a typo? I just can’t tell.
May 12th, 2012
Well was going to try something witty and charming but figured I try being honest and straight forward. I love to laugh and am quick with a joke, though to be honest they’re pretty bad. I think you’re flat out gorgeous. I’m looking for sweet, honest, caring, great sense of humor,smart, easy to talk to; you wouldn’t think that was too hard to find lol. So, would love to talk sometime and see what happens. Hope to hear from you.
Plenty of Fish message. I asked him what his witty and charming approach would have been.